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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The Definitive D.C. Area All-Girls School Drinking and Party Culture Ranking

1. Holton-Arms – The Plastics HQ

Drinking: Champagne, obviously. Because apple juice is for peasants.

Party: Only the ones your Insta followers will envy. If it’s not photographed, it didn’t happen.

Mean Girl Index: 11/10. You will cry in the bathroom before lunch. Eyeliner must be surgically perfect.

2. National Cathedral School (NCS) – The Brainy but Deadly Princess

Drinking: Kombucha kegs? Maybe. Otherwise, very “I read Tolstoy and don’t need alcohol.”

Party: Secret, sophisticated. You’ll be judged for how you pair your shoes with your intellectual aura.

Mean Girl Index: 9/10. Will ruin your social life with a single cutting comment about your thesis statement.

3. Madeira School – The Outdoor Clique

Drinking: Weekend trips—adult supervision optional.

Party: Bonfires, s’mores, and whispers that will haunt you in your sleep.

Mean Girl Index: 8/10. If you’re not into horseback riding or existential poetry, you’re invisible.

4. Stone Ridge – The Artsy Sophisticate

Drinking: Rosé behind the theater curtain.

Party: Brunches that are “casual” but socially calculated.

Mean Girl Index: 8/10. You’ll never know who hates you, but you’ll feel it.

5. Georgetown Visitation – The Subtle Snarker

Drinking: Kombucha at prom, possibly spiked with passive aggression.

Party: Candlelit, Instagram-approved.

Mean Girl Index: 7/10. Soft voice, deadly sarcasm, and you’ll leave chapel thinking about your life choices.

6. Brookewood – The Polite Assassin

Drinking: Apple cider only. And maybe a sad glance at the Holton girls’ champagne.

Party: Small, curated, slightly boring—but secretly judgmental.

Mean Girl Index: 6/10. You’ll survive, but don’t let them like your shoes.

7. Holy Child – The Acoustic One-Uppers

Drinking: Sparkling water with a rebellious straw twist.

Party: Acoustic jams with carefully chosen attendees.

Mean Girl Index: 5/10. Mostly fueled by extracurricular jealousy.

8. Academy of the Holy Cross – The Planner Patrol

Drinking: LaCroix only, because sugar is offensive.

Party: “Wild” at 10:30 p.m.

Mean Girl Index: 3/10. Mild side-eye if your binder isn’t color-coded.

9. Elizabeth Seton – The Too-Nice Threat

Drinking: Hot chocolate only.

Party: Baking club.

Mean Girl Index: 1/10. You’ll like them. It’s suspicious.
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Love this!  Generally very accurate too.  But you are underestimating the party prowess of the Stone Ridge girls because you aren't taking into account the 2029s.[/quote]

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