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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Some do, some don't, depending on how much frosting they like.[/quote]

This.  Who cares what people do OP?   People will be ok with some extra sugar lol.   I don't like cake and frosting in general (but could crush a bowl of Doritos) but this seems like such an odd post.  [/quote]

A fresh cupcake doesn’t need an inch or two or three of butter icing. It’s there for aesthetics, to look pretty and appealing in the case or in the box. I think most adults know it’s proper form to remove most of it before actual consumption.[/quote]

No, it isn’t “proper form.” Good lord.[/quote]

Proper form

Step 1: Cupcake is offered. Respond "I couldn't possibly! I had a huge lunch! Well, if you insist... just a small bite..."
Step 2: Dramatically request a knife so you can scrape off the frosting. Note how it has been many years since you've had one.
Step 3: Purse lips, make sure you are slow and methodical. You don't want anyone to think you're going to enjoy this.
Step 4: Acting as though you are about to gag, take a bite of the cupcake. Your bite should be less then 1/4 of a large cupcake or half of a mini cupcake.
Step 5: Exclaim "This is waaaaay too sweet!!! How do people even eat this!"
Step 6: Discard the remainder of a large cupcake into a napkin. It is acceptable to finish off a mini-cupcake with one more bite.
Step 7: Giggle about how you've been "sooooo bad" and vow to do an extra two hours in the gym to work it off.[/quote]

Don’t forget step 8:
Excuse yourself to the restroom to induce vomiting and purge your sin into the toilet [/quote]

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