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[quote=Anonymous]I can see myself on a magazine cover if I had:

no need to work for a living in a sedentary, ass-expanding, boring, and snack friendly office job with unattractive poorly dressed people.
24-7 nanny(s) to hand the kids over to, whenever I need time to exercise and eat right and to make sure I get a good night sleep.
a personal chef to cook tasty and healthy meals and do groceries
an assistant to wait on me and bring me these tasty healthy meals whenever I need them, to always feel energetic and never overeat. 
a personal trainer, who is always there pushing me and comes up with fun creative ways to exercise.
unlimited access to a nice experienced derm to provide the latest and greatest laser treatments and peels to make my skin look always young and perfect and this applies to my entire body. 
a massage therapist to make sure I don't feel too sore to avoid exercising and to break down that cellulite, give me an instant face lift and just make sure I don't feel stressed and reach for a snack
an experienced plastic surgeon, who will keep his mouth shut, and who can make a few adjustments not noticeable to the naked eye, when all else fails.
a hairdresser, stylist and a makeup artist to make me camera ready. 
an experienced photographer who can capture my best angles and make the most flattering shots
a photoshop artist, in case a few little things need correction.

Right now, I see myself confidently sharing the page of a national enquirer or other celebrity-shame-pic issues.  I definitely will fit in with all the celebrities cellulite ridden bottoms and their poorly fitting bikinis. 
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