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[quote=Anonymous]Cheetah married to sloth who thinks he is a cheetah and who assembles a to-do list every weekend which is far too ambitious for his slothfulness. Offspring include one wholesale sloth, one sloth with occasional bursts of cheetah, two regular cheetahs, and one super-cheetah. Super-cheetah and I are tight, and she now lectures DH on the fact that his sloth nature is not producing the desired results on super- cheetah's to-do list (mostly involving desired-for modifications to super-cheetah's lair). Sloth DH is more patient with demands of super-cheetah DD than he is with cheetah DW, though he does occasionally resort to sloth growls when nagged into a corner.[/quote]
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