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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Just curious, OP, what is it that you do for a living? [/quote]

I do one level below C level work. So I hide in the shadows. My main expertise is starting things. Very good at it. I am very very bad at day to day work. Also bad at reporting to micro managing people.

I like start ups anything looks good, I like big big companies where I hid.

I often report to board some jobs. Make then happy no one else cares.

I also do get laid off a lot. I always go for the money whether qualified or not. I am now at $600,000 in lifetime severance checks. [/quote]

So you're an idea guy, not a process guy?[/quote]

I know 90 percent about 100 percent of things. But I am not a process guy nor a guy good at day to day work. As you know I can't spell and get distracted super easy. I also hate meetings. Yes I did Director level Big Four consulting and all those pitch decks. I can talk on anything at the Powerpoint level. I appear the amartest person you know and the biggest idiot you know. Sometimes on same day.

People hire me as without a script I can ramble. I once spoke for minutes on a subject when speaker called in sick last miinute no notes in front of 200 people at a conference. Folks were super super impressed. But next as a speaker I dont prepare, cant read my own handwirtting slides are sloppy and they go this dude had six months and this is crap he has.

So in person at Board meetings, conferences, interviews I run the table. But I have no techical skills. I also have deep connections to get info and a massive drop box of data on prior projects I keep re-using. I guess I am like Biden, Obama, they read off a script and know enought at powerpoint level.

BTW you be suprised how many CEOs know hardly anything. I worked with at least 40. Heck Jaimie Dimon used to read my reports and he loved them. I  re-used some six sgima crap to crete it. [/quote]

NO but I agree with suggestions for him to go into sales.
Anyway OP if you care to entertain us, what exactly is your background? How do you know 90 percent about so many fields if you have no technical background?
I guess I'm really just curious what you studied in college and how you initially started your career.
As a fellow non-native speaker, I agree OP is really hard to follow but also super entertaining![/quote]

OP I am a Native speaker with a MBA. But my parents are immigrants grew up in another country.

I know everything as I worked everywhere.

I was a Full Time Employee at a major bank in an office at 18. I then worked a Fortune 100 company 19-22, then another bank 22-23 and then a huge broker dealer at 24. By 24 I already had Four Full Time jobs. At the bank I had 10 staff at broker dealer 5 staff. By now I have work at on top of two companies in college 11 jobs. When I did big 4 for 8 years I worked at maybe 50-60 clients. I also worked for Japanese, UK, Bermuda, Canada, Luxembourg, Swiss, German, French companies.

I also between consulting and jobs have knowledge of every area of company. I also do cloud, cyber, IT, audit, Risk, compliance, operations. AML crypto, Sox, plus banking, brokerage, mortgages. insurance, commodities. Cash MGT. exchanges, wealth management, start ups. Even non profits and commercial in a pinch. Also nuclear energy, shipping, lumber, commercial fishing,

I Jump on what’s hot,  industry, crisis. Etc. pulling off two jobs easy of you can work remote and know as much as me on “the interview level”

I already know I will get fired current job.  It is how I picked up $600,000 in severance in last 7 years. I will try J2 again. But taking Spring and summer off.

But I do have a few interviews in progress I was thinking of J3. I got a J3 offer a few weeks ago and mad I turned it down, but next J I get will decide quicker what to do.

j2 has me on payroll till April. Funny in off boarding I asked then about getting a good reference!!

I also want to use ChatGPT and get a virtual assistant next J2 or J3

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Why didn’t you mention the times you spent in various foreign countries as a spy for the US and then double-dipping as a double agent and your connections and how you influence elections? Without that additional context, your story just sounds fake[/quote]

Kiss of death is working for federal government and having outside employment. USG background investigators will get access to all W2s issued to you. [/quote]

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