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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I am the couch you are sleeping on, as the 30-something, unmarried, childless aunt, since your brother, his wife, and his loud, unruly children have taken over the multiple bedrooms in your parents’ house. I am the loud, unruly children, with parents who sleep in and then don’t feed us, and instead rely on grandma and the unmarried aunt to do all the child-related stuff all weekend. I am the hotel reservations made by the 30-something, unmarried, childless aunt, for the next “holiday at home”. [/quote] Years pass…. We are the rooms, one with a single twin and a few air mattresses, the other with a full, that brother, wife, and now-elementary aged kids have been delegated to, because the “nice” room with the queen and the en suite has been given to the late-30-something, married aunt who is home visiting her parents with the grand-baby they didn’t expect and are over the moon about. We are friends with the single hall bathroom the five of them have to share.[/quote]
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