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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Mom to me: "bring me a beer out the fridge" [/quote] Not only did I get the beer from the fridge for her, but she taught me how to pour it into a glass so there would be very little foam on the top. Of course, she now denies teaching me this "life skill." [/quote]
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