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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My in laws house has almost no lights. All the lighting is at least 30 years old and barely works. At night even with every light they have on it always looks like sunset. When you really need to see something it is very annoying...for example when we are visiting and I need to change the baby’s diaper.[/quote] LOL, this is my parents! They literally only use nightlight-strength bulbs, and rush around turning them off behind us. They won't allow us to turn regular lights on, so we use our phone flashlight apps to see. They also have only two chairs per room, throughout their big house, because it's mostly just the two of them there. All visitors must stand and mill around. Family gatherings, you're doing a 12-hour shift on your feet. Mom has knit little booties for all the chair legs, so they don't scratch the floors, and if you try and move a chair they freak out in case a bootie falls off. They have two refrigerators and a large freezer full of food. They eat like birds. But just in case. The house is less than 20 years old, but everything is double-sealed shut with masking tape because . . . spiders. Only one door is allowed to be used. Forget windows. Hope you like mothballs, because they're everywhere, in everything. [/quote]
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