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[quote=Anonymous]Cleveland Park, true historic CP, is populated by 82 year old Protestant white lawyer+some/other/title men, who are not on the market anyway because they're still married to Jane - a 79 yr old Protestant white woman who gardens, is Active In The Community And Volunteers. Occasionally, there will be a 63 yr old white Jewish lawyer as head of household. Very very very occasionally, the guy in the house will be the age of the DCUM demographic (32 - 50?) and he will be chubby, preppy, blue eyed and prone to wearing pink striped oxford shirts and khaki shorts. He will have inherited his $ to buy the CP house, or just plain inherited the house outright when Jane died. He is not on the market, because he is married and has two blonde children who wear Vineyard Vines and Lilly Pulitzer dresses.[/quote]
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