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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I think handjob and pearl necklace win this- awesome!!

I had an ex bf with home we'd gotten busy. Later we were laying on the beach with his parents and he was playing with my abdomen, petting my skin around my navel when he suddenly yells "what is this crud in your belly button??"... it was 'skin flakes' of his cum from earlier. I glared at him and he kept going on and on about I was shedding or I had a sunburn... when he finally made eye contact I had my head cocked to the side like "remember doing that?" he shut up but by then his mum and grandmum were leaning into the crevasse of my incredibly deep (cum catcher) belly button musing over what it was. I left to go for a swim.

I want that bag of old scrunchies from PP's MIL though. You can wash them and they are hard to find in bigger sizes these days!

My only awkward moment with MIL was my fault. I had an inflamed hair on my bikini line but between my thighs, so couldn't run in a marathon we had planned with inlaws. I said 'wanna see it' and MIL said yes, so I showed her the crotch shots on my phone where I had taken pics to see wth was hurting so bad 'down there'. It was supposed to be a mum- daughter moment where she was like 'awww I feel for you' but then DH came along and was horrified that I was showing her my bits.[/quote]

Everything in this post is disgusting and disturbing.

You are all made for each other.[/quote]

Totally agree.  Wtf pp?[/quote]

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