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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Abigail Jack Georgia [/quote] Hanging above the fireplace is a huge portrait of the five of you at the beach in khakis and white button down shirts. Your husband is from New England and you're from the Midwest so you compromised and chose vaguely Southern names for your children. You're known as the "super mom" who always has her shit together but sometimes you just want to tell the PTA to go fuck itself and head to Cabo for a week. Your husband is a great dad and provider but he's interminably dull and you dabbled in an emotional affair last year but were too chicken to let it get physical. Everyone admires your beautiful scrapbooks and nobody suspects you have a secret cache of vibrators and sex toys hidden in shoe boxes in your closet. [/quote]
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