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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is a real situation, but it makes me so mad that I need to just laugh about the whole thing or I'll lose my sanity, so please give me all the bad advice...

I've been in a long, difficult custody battle and my xH finally agreed to let me take DC out of state for a vacation. However, at the last minute, after I already bought plane tickets for 9am, he lets me know that he won't be handing over DC to me until the regularly scheduled custody exchange at 8am. When I told him we'd miss our flight if he did this, he sent me GIFs of crying babies.

My attorney says I can't administer electroshock therapy without a signed consent form. What should I do?[/quote]

1- Get a a signed consent form.

2- Have sex with him, get pregnant and don’t give him the fetus.

3- Donuts with mustard and tuna.[/quote]

Go vegan. Consistently show up at his dinner parties uninvited. Eat all his potatoes. And discourage him from buying title insurance on any future home purchases. [/quote]

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