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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Vladimir, natalia[/quote] You had 400 people at your wedding. Gifts totaled $200,000. Vladimir and Natalia hate their names and you screech at them that they honor their heritage. You are desperately hoping you get to the mail before your DH does when this month's AmEx bill arrives. It's just that recently Natalia told you she hates you and the only thing you could think to do was take her to Tyson's Corner for the day. And you couldn't leave out Vladimir or then HE might hate you. There is one four day period this summer when they will be between summer camps and you are already concocting the story to give your doctor so that he might prescribe you some Xanax. Your little 2 lb dog with runny eyes, Chanel, is your real baby. She eats Lucky Charms right off your tongue. [/quote] Ding ding ding! Even funnier than Cleveland Park running off with yoga teacher to the Hampton. My favorite, until now. :lol: [/quote]
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