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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Whenever I see a woman in crop tops and short shorts, I try to help her out, because obviously she is mentally disabled and buys children’s clothes on accident. The last time I did this - “the eggs go on TOP of the other groceries! Good job, Larla!” - I got accused of mansplaining. I tried explaining to her that she doesn’t understand her limitations and needs my help, but she got security to kick me out of the store. How can I better explain to women that I’m only trying to help? [/quote] Pet her head as you explain, like you would do to a dog to calm her down. Add a few “good girls” in there for verbal reassurance [/quote] I tried this and got kicked in the groin. At what point should I begin the electroshock therapy?[/quote] You're doing this all wrong. FIRST, TASER her. Then she's much more willing to accept your help and coaching.[/quote]
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