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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]At the ball game, my wife got drunk and simulated fellatio on a corn dog. The people around us cheered her on, the men leering, the women sneering at this atrocious behavior. I whispered in wife's ear that she must desist at once but she said, and I quote: "F--k off you fuddy-duddy, I'm havin' a good time here." How do I change my wife from a saloon gal to a lady of proper manners and demeanor? She did not act like this before we were married. I feel cheated, like I've bought a "pig in a poke". [/quote] Are you sure she was drunk? [/quote] Have you considered divorcing her and marrying an upscale southern woman of genteel breeding?[/quote] She doesn’t want a striver.[/quote] Perhaps he could find a rich disgraced (but genteel) one who would be a good fit.[/quote]
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