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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My mom's best friends for as long as I can remember have been her lovely lesbian down-the-block neighbors. I know their names and so does everybody, including her, but she insists on referring to them as "the lesbians," and individually as "the manly lesbian" and "the surprising lesbian" (not to their faces, of course.) "Honey, look, the surprising lesbian down the block made us a Christmas basket of cookies!" "Sorry, can't talk now, the lesbians are here."[/quote] I don’t why this made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣[/quote]
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