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[quote=Anonymous]I caught my husband jacking off in the shower.  What could this mean?

My husband jacks off next to me in the middle of the night, while I'm sleeping.  Apart from the fact that this wakes me up, should I be concerned?

My husband is having phone sex with his ex-girlfriend.  I confronted him about it and he says it means nothing.  That he just likes to talk that way and I'm not "wired" that way.  Do you think he's been less than faithful?

My husband has been pressuring me to swing with other couples.  Do you think I may not excite him enough?

How many times is it normal for moms and dads to have sex.  What, with all I've got going on, once ever 5.2 months is all I can handle.  Do you think that's enough?

My husband routinely stares out of our window with binoculars at our cute, 20-something neighbor.  Should I be concerned about this?

I have a nanny cam.  Because that's like, the kind of person I am, you know?  And on the nanny cam I saw my husband sitting like, way to close to the neighbor he's been stairing at via those binoculars.  Should I say something?

My husband told me he's embarrassed by my appearance.  How should I handle this?

My husband insists on putting a bag over my head every time he fucks me.  Which is only 2x a year.  Does this mean he finds me less than attractive?

My husband and I are great friends and we love each other to death.  We only have one secret:  no sex.  Ever.  Odd or no?

Just tossing a few things out there.[/quote]

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