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[quote=Anonymous]BIL let everyone know he was smoking turkey breasts this year instead of cooking a big turkey. Everyone conveyed agreement and excitement about this plan so we were surprised when my mother walked in with a full turkey. Nephew (15) asks, “Does that happen to be a Butterball?” My mom replies, “Yes” (although in all honesty he could have asked if that was a x, y or z turkey and she would have said yes. Nephew then states, “Well that poor turkey may have been sexually abused. Actually, full on raped. I saw a video on how there was sexual abuse of Butterball turkeys at the factory. Here, let me show you the video.” He repeated this a dozen times and tried showing the video to every one of us. The crazy thing is all the other kids (6th-11th grade) had already seen the video. No one ate my mom’s turkey. [/quote]
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