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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Poser - not all eight ivies are universities. Some are colleges. I bet your kids went to church preschool.[/quote] Only one is a college. My child went to Scientology preschool so that she could meet children of celebrities and get an edge on her so-called "peers" in the connections game. Of course I only sent her one day per week, for three hours between the breakfast and lunch breastfeed, after preschool yoga and before Suzuki violin, Fractals for Four-Year-Olds, and Momma and Child Econometrics. I bet your stroller wasn't made in Denmark by Carmelite nuns who take a vow of silence so that the riff raff can't steal their secrets of craftsmanship. Your kids are going to be so f-ed up. You'd better keep selfishly going to work every day so that you can afford all of the therapy and tutors you're going to need. I happen to know the ONLY good tutor in the metro area. [/quote]
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