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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My mother was visiting the city from her upper-middle class suburbs in which she's lived for 40 years (she is about 60). We are white, and in a car, at an intersection. A black man carrying a long (non-fold up) umbrella strides across the street in front of us.

My mom: Oh, there are a lot of those where we live.
My sister and I: A lot of what? A lot of black people? 
My mom: Black people carrying assault rifles down the street, yes
My sister and I: In your GATED senior community of upper-middle class people? 
My mom: Yes
My sister and I: Dad, do you find this to be the case? 
My dad: No. I have no idea what your mother is talking about.
My sister: Mom, that was an umbrella, not an assault rifle
My mom: well, it looked like an assault rifle
Me: Mom, have you ever seen an assault rifle in real life?
My dad: No she hasn't.

I feel like it'd be a bit of an understatement to say my mom's a racist. [/quote]

this cracked me up.[/quote]

Is she from Texas?[/quote]

All those who think this is funny—one call to police about this could get that innocent man killed. It isn’t funny at all.[/quote]

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