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[quote=Anonymous]Joke? You want jokes? A guy is walking down the street when he see's a "Help Wanted" sign in the window of a sex shop. He needs a job, the owner asks if he can start now and he's hired. The new employee is working the shop by himself the next day when a rich lady walks into the shop. She starts looking at the vibrators. "Let me see that white one...that's nice..." "OOOH, let me see that BIG one...wow!" "OH MY GOD! How much for the plaid one at the end of the counter?" "Sorry ma'am...that's not for sale..." "Nonsense, EVERYTHING has a price." The rich lady huffed as she took out 2-$100 bills and threw them on the counter as she picked up the plaid one and carried it out the door. The owner came back and asked the new employee if he sold anything that day. The new guy said, "Nope, but some lady gave me $200 for my thermos." [/quote]
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