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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Just on the off chance that this isn't a troll (which makes me shudder to think), OP you should save all that money adoption would cost you and invest it in a good therapist for you, a divorce lawyer for your wife and a vasectomy for the sake of humankind. [/quote]

Your lack of introspection is astounding. There are dozens upon dozens of threads on this forum of people whose relationships suffer because they stop being attracted to each other, and those threads are full of sympathetic replies. I see a way to avoid that future, at essentially zero cost since we'd still get to raise and love a kid together, and you think I need therapy and divorce and I'm terrible. Try thinking things through a bit more.[/quote]
Here's what's gonna happen:

- with time, your wife will gain weight like everyone else, and you'll kick yourself
 - if you adopt, every time the kid does something you dislike, you'll kick yourself and cling to a delusion that your blood kid would have never done that
 - you will see easy love and affection between biological parents and children, and secretly kick yourself wishing you'd done that
 - you will always wonder what it's like to have a blood child
  - eventually, your wife will get upset with you because everyone does, and may tell the child that you only adopted him or her because daddy didn't want me to get pregnant and fat - because kids never stop asking why
 - your wife will stay hot but you will eventually stop being attracted to her because everything grows old, even a ten, if you screw them every night.[/quote]

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