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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Porsche Cayenne: I had to own something with a Porsche badge no matter what and couldn't be deterred by the fact that this car is absolutely hideous. Look at me, I have a Porsche! Lincoln or Mercury SUV: I cannot afford a Range Rover Kia: I am too cheap or stupid to buy a Honda or Toyota Cadillac Escalade: I'm a pimp, a drug dealer, or a soccer mom who thinks four feet from the curb is a good parallel parking job [b]BMW X5: I'm a social climbing asshole who knows nothing about cars because I want to pay triple digit oil changes for an SUV that has the same sport and off-road capabilities as a UPS truck[/b] Audi: I bought this car in hopes that its looks and cache could fool you into thinking I'm a good driver as I go 25 mph on a Beltway on-ramp Buick/Oldsmobile: I am over 75 or inherited this thing from someone who was [/quote] You should hear what BMW mechanics say about them. Clue: don't buy one.[/quote]
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