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Reply to "If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?"
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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I never talk about this because I don't like people thinking I'm conceited, but.....people really do stop me on the street all the time to tell me how attractive I am. I'm 41 but look 21. I get carded at bars -- last time, the bouncer actually confiscated my ID because he thought it was fake! One man was literally blinded by my beauty. I felt so bad about it that I started a scholarship at an SLAC in his name. I have four children and they're all just as beautiful as me. They're just as nice and smart and humble, too, and when some poor unfortunate-looking child wants to be friends with them, why, they invite him right over and never brag about their 3,500-square-foot toy room and custom crafting workshop. He even gets to take home whatever toy he made, because it's probably the nicest thing he'll own, you know?[/quote] You copied and pasted this from an actual thread, didn't you. If you didn't, I'm sure you could have.[/quote]
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