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[quote=Anonymous][url]http://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/opinion-shop/article36377526.html[/url]

[b]12 Steps To UNC Delirium[/b]

"We have learned a lot about “The Carolina Way” in the last few months, and it seems to be a 12-step process in a recent example of [b]18 years of academic and athletic fraud[/b]:

Step 1: Bury the whistleblower
Step 2: Spend $1 million to hire PR spinmasters
Step 3: Conduct obligatory internal review lite 1
Step 4: Ease out unaccountable AD into early retirement with full benefits, move chancellor back to professor
Step 5: Stall, obfuscate, stall, see if news reporters can figure it out
Step 6: Hire friendly investigator, who sees no need to really interview anyone
Step 7: Trot out head coaches to earnestly claim they had no idea
Step 8: Bury whistleblower No. 2: player who took the courses ... well he’s crazy
Step 9: Just to keep him around, extend the head basketball coach’s contract
Step 10: Keep those pesky reporters happy with real investigation
Step 11: Interpret results yourself, take 89 days of NCAA 90-day response period, come up with a new delay to get through football and basketball season, keep the BS flowing to the new recruits
Step 12: Throw Hall of Fame women’s basketball coach under the bus, get her set for early retirement, problem solved!"

“The Carolina Way”[/quote]

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