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[quote=Anonymous]My DH does this shit all the time.

We don't have people over often but somehow his routine is down pat:
- a few days before, we discuss that we need to be cleaned up hours before guests arrive.
- the morning of guests arriving for lunch he decided to clean the oven knobs. while i am cooking. 
- he bags up the trash and recycling. it sits in the foyer. 
- approximately an hour before they arrive he cleans the cat box. instant dust cloud. 
- trash still in the foyer. 
- half an hour before they arrive i start to get really anxious and clean the surfaces off with nice smelling williams sonoma pink grapefruit spray. 
- is he going to even vacuum? oh, i see he gave our kid a crumbly snack instead!
- i vacuum. 
- he is finishing up cleaning the paper piles off his desk. 
- where the eff is he? in the shower. 
- i run the trash, which is still in the GD foyer, out to the dumpster. 
- come back and light some candles. 
- guests arrive. 
- he walks downstairs, smelling fresh, JUST IN TIME.

I die. 
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