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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]At first I thought it was alright at $250 per month. But then they sold us personal trainers and overpriced supplements.  Now we're up to $1000 per month and thinking we've made a mistake. This week they are pushing heart monitors on members at $200 each. The place isn't much fun because they are constantly trying to sell you something new or raising the price of the training sessions. We'll stay a little longer and then we're out![/quote]

If you let them talk you into spending $1000/month, I can't even.  I mean, seriously???  What kind of disposable income do you have that you would do that?  Cray-cray baby.[/quote]

It just inches up by one more training class, and one more trainer quits and the next one is more expensive, and one more blood test, and one more carbon dioxde exhalation test, and one more stress test,  one colon cleanse.

They don't just hit you with a $1000 bill when you walk in the door. It's just that they keep telling you that you'll never get into condition unless you buy more hours with a trainer, you'll probably die young if you don't get your metabolism tested and develop a plan and without a good colon cleanse every six months you'll develop colon cancer.

Before you know it you are charging more than $1000 per month to the your credit card in which is automatically linked to your Lifetime Club Membership Card.  When you buy products and services you don't even have to give them your credit card. You just give them your membership card because on the first day when you sign up, you must give them  permission to tap into your credit card simply by scanning your Lifetime Gym Membership Card. [/quote]

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