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[quote=Anonymous]Winston Churchill was the GOAT of great insults: Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“ U.S. President Harry S. Truman once defended Churchill’s replacement, Clement Attlee, by saying “He seems a modest sort of fellow.“ To which, Churchill replied “He’s got a lot to be modest about.“ Complaining about former Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald’s lack of gusto, Churchill said: “I remember when I was a child, being taken to the celebrated Barnum’s Circus, which contained an exhibition of freaks and monstrosities, but the exhibit on the programme which I most desired to see was the one described as “The Boneless Wonder”. My parents judged that the spectacle would be too demoralising and revolting for my youthful eye and I have waited fifty years, to see the The Boneless Wonder sitting on the Treasury Bench.“[/quote]
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