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[quote=Anonymous]Preprint several letters with a diagram of how to park and the below text. Throw it onto their windshields. Congratulations! Your vehicle has successfully occupied both a fire lane AND blocked several other cars. What an achievement! You must be exhausted from all that important multitasking - idling your engine, ignoring traffic signs, and teaching the next generation that rules are more like... suggestions. Quick refresher, since the 'NO STOPPING/STANDING/FIRE LANE' sign might be hard to read: - Fire lanes aren't optional VIP parking spots - Your hazard lights don't actually make illegal parking legal I know those 10 extra steps to a real parking space feel like a marathon, but think of it as your good deed for the day - letting emergency vehicles do their job and other peasants access their cars. Warmest Regards, Someone Who Can Read Signs [/quote]
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