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[quote=Anonymous]Throw the non-vegetable salad in the OP's eyes to disorient her, send our blazing herbaceous javelins flying, and then we escape in the direction of the nearest restaurant that serves more than five asparagus spears per portion (which rules out 20:10's restaurant). [quote] I see--all of the spoiled, entitled 2% brats came out of the woodwork. What's wrong with being pleasant and grateful for being invited over for dinner? None of you deserve to be invited anywhere and should stay at home where you can spend your own money, make whatever you want, complain about how wronged you've been and how no one likes you. [/quote] WE. ARE. THE TWO PERCENT!!! ...in that we would like our asparagus to take up more than two percent of our dinner plate. Guilty as charged.[/quote]
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