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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sunday afternoon, I noticed a guy I'd never seen before messing around with particular mailboxes on my street.

Turns out . . . . He was putting anonymous, un-signed, unpostaged mail in the boxes: [i]"Dear Homeowner, Thank you so much for your kindness in giving this note your attention. My name is DING-A-LING and I am in search for the right home for my family with three little very friendly and fun boys. We relocated to Northern Virginia from K------ C---- and are looking for a great home in which my boys could garden and explore the outdoors. If the stars line up and you are by any chance looking to sell, we would absolutely love an opportunity to speak. We are strong buyers- already preapproved and currently renting, and thus very flexible on the timeline . . ."[/i]  (name changed to protect the ignorant).

They are [b]SUCH[/b] strong buyers that's why they don't quote a price. They instead go on and on about how they are such a great family who will CHERISH "every corner of our home." [b]This ding-a-ling fully doxxed themselves,[/b] describing their family, education, job, former residences etc.

We have no soliciting signs and we took our names off the property tax assessment website because of the constant barrage of geniuses like this. The house isn't for sale. It's never going to be for sale.

I do not think someone putting [b]anonymous notes[/b] in my mailbox genuinely wants to "Care for every inch" of my 1948 Sears kit shit-box. No, I do not believe that. [/quote]

Either they fully doxed themselves, or it was an anonymous note.  It can't be both.

On a related note, OP:

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