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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]We’ll drive the nurses crazy by pranking them with our call buttons. “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

When they serve fried eggs, we’ll say, “This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.”

When they serve oatmeal, we’ll say “It’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it.”

When they serve cold cereal, we can say

1) Who stole me Lucky Charms?
2) Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
3) Kid tested, mother approved
4) Give it to Mikey, he’ll try anything!
5) I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
6) Tastes grrreat!
7) Follow my nose. It always Knows!
8) Snap, crackle, pop!
9) The breakfast of champions

As we blow our noses into hankies, we’ll sing, “The touch, the fee-ee-eel of cotton in our lives.”[/quote]

LOL! Recognized it all. At breakfast we will sing "the best part of waking up is Folgers in our cups!" At luck I will open my veggie burger sandwich and yell "Where's the beef?" for the hundredth time as staff roll their eyes and then I will laugh so hard at myself I snort out my Dr. Pepper. "I'm a Pepper, she's a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?" Someone will point out I am drinking a Coke and I'll start singing "I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a coke..."[/quote]

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