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[quote=Anonymous]We’ll drive the nurses crazy by pranking them with our call buttons. “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” When they serve fried eggs, we’ll say, “This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.” When they serve oatmeal, we’ll say “It’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it.” When they serve cold cereal, we can say 1) Who stole me Lucky Charms? 2) Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! 3) Kid tested, mother approved 4) Give it to Mikey, he’ll try anything! 5) I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! 6) Tastes grrreat! 7) Follow my nose. It always Knows! 8) Snap, crackle, pop! 9) The breakfast of champions As we blow our noses into hankies, we’ll sing, “The touch, the fee-ee-eel of cotton in our lives.”[/quote]
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