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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Wow, I didn't know that bigots were into long range planning.

Anyway I think you missed some things:

You need to train your children so that they can subsist on any available ethnic food.  If Ethan can't digest collard greens, he might be eff'd after the food purity laws kick in.  For example, today I fed my kids peanut butter and black bean sandwiches, with hot sauce.  I also have a buried cache of mayonnaise and the government will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands if they want it.  Next week we are going to pull random stuff up from the creek and eat it, in case the asians take over.

Next you have to train them to not flinch when they see a person of color.  I know, it's too late for our generation, but mine have worn tinted contacts from birth so that everyone looks a little bit tan.  And I make sure to take them to see Black Santa and Black Jesus.  Of COURSE I know they are white -- duh -- but I don't want them to lose their faith when the government bans the white ones.  Black Jesus is better than no Jesus at all, this is a Christian home.

They must have a deeply ingrained appreciation for the artistic and cultural foundations of the new majority.  It's not good enough to dress them in baggy pants and make them listen to hip hop.  They need to know their history.  Right now they are listening to New Jack Swing while they sleep.  I think it's on Bel Biv DeVoe right now.  And next week is that Incan Pan Flute music.  Honestly, I'm drawing a blank on what to do for the Asians.  Who knows that they listen to.

And of course they need to have the same aspirations as the new ruling class, whatever that might be.  I teach them to emulate basketball and football players in case AA's rule, and rappers of course.  They will also look up to engineers and scientists if the Asians take over.  Not sure what to do to prepare them here for Hispanic domination.  Do actual hispanics worship Che Guevara, or is that just the hippies?  It's so confusing, I mean confusamente!

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:lol: for the win ![/quote]

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