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[quote=Anonymous]I'm 42, weigh what I did in college and have a six pack stomach.  I'm a DH, so I know things a different, but I think that if anyone follows my plan they'll have similar results.  Here's my secret:

First  - get violent reflux and be allergic to every PPI and H2 blocker on the market.  After you experience Acid shooting up your throat a couple times, you'll have an incentive to go on the blandest plant based diet possible.  Next start developing high blood pressure, even though you're already at a healthy BMI.  If you're lucky like me, you'll have the same terrible reaction to BP meds that you did with acid blockers, so to control that cut out anything with salt and spend spend lots of time with your new best friend, the eliptical.  I've been so successful with this plan that I've had the unique experience of being told by my GP that I'm underweight and was put on Ensure and other weight gain products to keep from wasting away.

Hope this was helpful, I'm now going to go off and daydream about drinking beer and eating pizza (FML).     [/quote]

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