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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Years ago I dated a girl who bagged her Uncle had the best home on all of Long Island. It seems her parents were jealous even though they had a huge home. So I get invited I pull up to the seven car garage house that is maybe 7,000 square feet park in front and announce to girlfriend nice but I have seen better. Slow eye roll and she goes I hope so that is the guest house. I recall I counted the kitchen table had 32 seats. He even had a huge sectional with massive TV as did not want to miss the game while his chef was cooking up food at halftime. Me and him bonded. I recall nice guy. Tells me let you take you out back I have a super nice boat I want to show you. So he had a nice 40 foot boat on his dock. I go nice I have seen bigger joking with him. He goes I hope so that is boat I use to get to my boat. The guy had a 200 foot boat out in the harbor. He had the big boat as it took a crew of 13 to operate. I went there a second time and the Guy owned 7 rolls Royces Royces. Not new ones like ones from 1920s to 1950s fully restored. Since that no house makes me jealous. I recall it was off Great Gatsby Lane in Kings Point NY. He also owned an aqua car. That car you can drive on water he takes from his house to city Island on Bronx for Lobstet dinners. Unless you have a house like that. His is worth 20-40 million today. Doubt he is still alive. [/quote] I was really hoping this was working up to a great pithy punchline, but instead it's just a rambling anecdote about how you met someone really rich once.[/quote]
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