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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Be 35+ extremely introverted and bookish enjoy hobbies like nature, and gardening. A slightly awkward plain Jane whose quirkiness is also charming and endearing.
Become a caregiver to his ailing father during which time he becomes smitten with you.
You must make it clear his wealth does not impress you. Use your wit to best him a few times which will infuriate him but also draw him in.

Have some sort of accident like falling off a horse where he saves you and allows you to be vulnerable. He opens up to you about how he really wanted to be a mine chef or something but couldn't because of the family business.

He will invite you to some fancy to do and though in your day to day you're a plain Jane you clean up to look like a supermodel.
You get a grown and make over from his sister because I don't really know why but you do

You dance and kiss and then freak out and have a petty argument because your in LOVE!!! You fly back to your small home town where you live with your elderly quirky mom who just wants you to settle down and have the BABIES! He tracks you down and shows up in a limo and suit looking handsome AF and does his best impression of Hugh Grant as he stumbles over his words telling you how he can't live without you and he's be forever humbled if you accept his proposal. You cry and mumble something that can't be understood and standing there in your UGG boots and pajamas and your gold retriever peeing on his leg you accept.

You marry 6 months later in a charming ceremony and live a happy billionaire life

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Hahaha - well done![/quote]

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