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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I always love my moms aphorisms-
Go play in the street
Alternatively- go blow the stink off
Beauty is pain (said while brushing hair)
When a kid hurts themselves- oh no! Do you think you’ll be ok? Should we cut it off?
Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas
Play dumb games, win dumb prizes
Hogs get slaughtered and pigs get fed (when we were greedy)
You look rode hard and put away wet
Pot calling the kettle black
Give him two nickels for a dime and he’ll think he’s rich
Born on third base and thought he hit a home run 
Kid says “I’m hungry” and she says “well I’m larla”
Get off the table, Mabel

I can’t remember them all! She’s throws them out nonstop. I know she got them from her mother. Maybe it’s something daughters pass to daughters? I’ve never heard my dad or Dh utter any of these and I say them too. She’s from the south/Midwest (Missouri)[/quote]

I was nodding along in recognition with your post, but both of my parents say many of these....they both grew up in Missouri. The 'should we cut it off' response to an injury is a classic that I have picked up and use on my kid too.[/quote]

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