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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]some really smart people have been pointing to that the current chaos unfolding is the beginning of crisis/chaos/disorder

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/12/can-history-predict-future/616993/

How are you guys preparing for the worst. Where is a good place to buy a lakehouse 1-2 hour drives away? Personally i started converting half of my backyard into gardens and got two large freezers for the garage and a backup generator. [/quote]

What are you going to do when you flee to your lake house 2 hours away, and find someone like me there? Waiting for you. With plenty of time to plan, since I live out here in the sticks full-time?

What then? [/quote]

I will come at night with my nods, suppressed mk18 and IR laser. I will know the layout of my building better than you. I have been taking CQB training courses taught by army rangers and practice slicing pies on a daily basis with my ccw and CQB rifles [/quote]

I’m the third guy, the one from the family that’s lived there since way before the War of Northern Aggression. I’ll be in the bushes along the driveway. When Mr MK 18 comes by, I’ll shoot him in the back with my very loud, unsuppressed deer rifle, and then shoot the other guy already in the house in the face when he opens the door to see what that boom was outside. Then I’ll take both your gear, and my two brothers and all my cousins will party at the house for the weekend, then burn it to cover up all the evidence. And since the whole local volunteer fire dept is composed of us, we’ll make sure we don’t respond until there’s nothing left.

Y’all don’t know nothing about country folk. [/quote]

I will hide in the bushes with my slingshot, and when you shoot Mr. MK 18 I'll take out your eye with a carpet tack. While you're moaning and holding your eye with your hand I'll still be crouching silently, waiting for the inevitable moment when you take your hand away and look at it with your good eye, which will widen in shock at the site of all that blood. That's when I'll pull back my slingshot and fire a lego -- I just want the sting the hell out of what's left, not blind you completely. Then when you're howling in pain, the guy already in the house will come outside to find out what the heck is going on and I'll use my snowball shooter to fling a Hot Wheels car right in his groin. When he doubles over, I'll hog tie him and drag him into the shed. Just as I finish up and run back to the front door, headlights will cut through the darkness of the country road and I'll reach for my slingshot again. But it will just be the Domino's delivery the first guy ordered. So I'll wipe the sweat from my brow and try to compose myself, and tell the kid I'll tip him in the app since my purse is inside. He'll be like, okay lady, looking like he thinks I'm weird. Then he'll go home and tell his family that it looks like another city slicker has come out to that house on the ridge, and they'll ALL pile in his car and come over. They'll force their way inside, take away the pizza and the remote and make me clean up after them and get them soda and beer from the fridge in the garage. When you and your two brothers and all your cousins show up, the pizza delivery guy's older stepbrother will open the door and look at you with a facial expression made of steel and not even bother asking you what you want. He'll just stand there silently, staring at you, like what the hell do YOU want. You'll all slink back to your off the grid cabin and curse the day you decided to stay at home with momma instead of going to community college like that nice english teacher told you in high school. Goddamn it. Gooddamn it all to hell.[/quote]

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