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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I think you have to know your audience. I have toddler boys. In the bounce house the other day [b]I held them down and farted on their faces[/b]. They definitely thought I was the best mom ever and oh so hilarious.

I have hot boxed dh in bed before and that was super funny too. But I don't do it often. He still thinks I'm super hot. I close the door when I poop, but not pee.

If you can't hold in a fart though, there's something medically wrong with you. It's not an involuntary function. [/quote]

You are reallly crude and gross, you know that?

Do you really want your boys to remember their mother doing this?[/quote]

God, I feel bad for some of the kids of the parents on this board. Honestly the PP is seriously disgusting and just gross.  Now we know why there are so many damaged kids running around[/quote]
Yes being farted on is why so many children in the world are “damaged.”[/quote]

Having dysfunctional parents is.[/quote]
Indeed I’ve read many horror stories about parents who fart on their kids for so many hours straight they neglect to feed and bathe them, theyre truant from school and miss medical checkups, etc. I doubt they even get to see the outside with all the face farting going on in these families. [/quote]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

this PP must have some REALLY STINKY FARTS to equate being farting on with trauma causing "damaged" children [/quote]

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