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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm a guy who can count on one hand the number of times I have farted anywhere near my wife. I think it's rude as hell and let's just be honest, it's gross. "But but but it's NATURAL!" Okay I guess I should just poop on the bed then. I have always found people who fart in a classroom, a meeting, etc. to be extremely inconsiderate people. It should not be hard to hold a fart for an hour at least, and if it is then you need to stop eating a 24/7 diet of fast food and/or see your nearest health practitioner.

There are lots of stuff about people that are natural - getting oily hair, morning breath smell, clogged nostrils, gas. I'm not going to wake up in the morning and sit on my wife's lap while huffing and puffing bad breath into her face, simultaneously rubbing her hand over my greasy head while I blow my nose onto her shirt and fart everywhere. Apparently for some people that's just how they live their life.[/quote]
Exactly and well said. I'm glad that I have never dated a man that this has come up with, and I have never felt the urge to force him to deal with my unsavory bodily functions.  Keep it to yourselves people. Or just go live in a barnyard, which would probably suit you better anyway [/quote]

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