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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]To this day I have never heard my mother or father pass gas. Nor any of my siblings save when they were very young children. I can remember when my brother was going through a phase of thinking it was funny to pass gas loudly, and my mother giving him a long talk on a walk about how polite people don't pass gas in front of others. He couldn't believe anyone else passed gas, he literally thought he was the only one, because that's how discreet everyone else was!  My mom told him in a nice way that everyone does, but it's impolite, and needs to be kept private the way all bodily/bathroom functions do

I seriously dont understand how this is even an issue? Unless you're incontinent, why cant you regulate your bowels?  Do you openly pass gas in work and other public settings? Why are people obsessed with this topic on here?[/quote]

Here’s my problem: how can you stop it? It’s not bowels; it’s gas. Can you control when you pass gas?[/quote]

Yes, unless there's extraordinary circumstances and then you can excuse yourself to go to a different room or bathroom. Do you pass gas openly in front of your coworkers or in a meeting? [/quote]

I do my best to conceal it, but frankly, if I got up, it would probably come out. You have exceptional control over your flatulence. [/quote]

Have you ever pooped your pants? [/quote]

Yes, when I was a kid.

Don't you understand the situation in which you really need to pass gas and if you get up to do it elsewhere, it'll release itself? That's really not abnormal ... [/quote]

NP that's super abnormal. I don't think I've ever had a fart come out that I didn't push on purpose.

My aunt used to be like you. She farted EVERYWHERE. It drove us crazy and she farted in dinners, in cars etc for decades. Turns out she had a colony of weird bacteria living in her stomach and they fixed it somehow. [/quote]

I think this is the definition of a tightass. 
Anal retentive? 
😂[/quote]

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