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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I think you have to know your audience. I have toddler boys. In the bounce house the other day [b]I held them down and farted on their faces[/b]. They definitely thought I was the best mom ever and oh so hilarious. I have hot boxed dh in bed before and that was super funny too. But I don't do it often. He still thinks I'm super hot. I close the door when I poop, but not pee. If you can't hold in a fart though, there's something medically wrong with you. It's not an involuntary function. [/quote] You are reallly crude and gross, you know that? Do you really want your boys to remember their mother doing this?[/quote]
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