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[quote=Anonymous] My co-workers keep running around barefoot with butter knives yelling "ARRRR MATEY" and "WALK THE PLANK, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL." They create an unholy mess and when I try to distract them with screens, will only watch LARVA so any unmuted moment I have on a call has a background of burping, farting, and vomiting. Not least of all, my workplace is in violation of the 50 co-worker rule. One spooked at God knows what yesterday and ran headfirst into a wall, cutting her face. Another came in from outside play with a big scrape down his leg, but thankfully neither needed outside medical attention. Thirty of them had an office relocation this afternoon, and I was covered in their feces by the time I wrangled them into their new cubicles. I took a shower, though, and will smell halfway respectable until the cafeteria opens for dinner tonight. -farmer mom with a day job too[/quote]
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