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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I am excited for you and your daughter!

Judaism is religion rich with history (over 3000 years!), culture (amazing foods like latkes and matzo ball soup!), discourse (2 Jews, 3 opinions!), education (focus on literacy), and holidays (shofar blowing and afikoman-hiding).

In some ways, Judaism is its own civilization with its own rules, traditions, and history.

Jews are very rare (less than 0.2% of the world's population -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_populations, unique (such as no shellfish while allowing scaled fish, likely based on antiquated medical ideas, which doesn't exist elsewhere), and diverse (literally all over the world despite being soooo tiny!).  Jews brought a dead language back to life through Hebrew -- not done elsewhere (imagine if we suddenly got everyone in America to start speaking Latin!). I absolutely love being Jewish.

That said, Jewish MILs are the absolute worst. The worst.  There are jokes about them and they are funny because they are all true.  Every nightmare about a MIL was a Jewish MIL.  And, Mothers of Sons are the worst.  Have you heard of the Jewish Prince?  It's every single son.

Just don't give her future MIL any ammunition to use in the future.  Cute stories from her childhood -- keep them to yourself!  Little fights that you two had -- keep them to yourself.  Whenever you are there, your daughter is perfect, has always been perfect, and will always be perfect, as is your entire family.  And whether or not it is true, everyone in your family gets along, you all go to college, and no one has financial problems. [/quote]

Ugh stereotype much? My Jewish mother in law is wonderful. So is my Jewish mother for that matter. [/quote]

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