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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OP, you should NEVER let your daughter be tainted by such horrible poisonous substances. If she's looking for some pain relief, here's what you have to do:

At midnight on a full moon, go out and look for chunks of quartz crystals.Take the first one to glint the moonlight off of it and use it to slice 10 sprigs of dandelion(and some hemlock for 
good measure).

Once you return, leave these plants on the windowsill overnight. pour yourself a bowl of only the finest crystal clear water from the very top of mount Everest and allow the quartz to sit in it until exactly 12:34 PM and 56 seconds.

At 4:44 PM the next day, perform a ritual sacrifice of your dearest pet. If you do not have a pet, use your youngest child. take three drops of blood straight from their aorta and swirl it into the bowl of only the finest crystal clear water from the very top of mount Everest.

Chop the herbs up until they are in 1*1 cm sized pieces. Boil the bowl of only the finest crystal clear water from the very top of mount Everest until it reaches exactly 394.261 Kelvin. Then add the herbs and mix well. in 10 minutes, take only the finest crystal clear water from the very top of mount Everest off the heat and pour approximately 19.6 mm into a small cup.

Leave this cup in the freezer until it's at the point of nearly freezing but not quite yet frozen. drive out into the country and look for the first albino cow you can find. Force the liquid into its mouth. Wait until the cow has managed to absorb the magical liquid into its bloodstream, then slice its head open with a machete.

Extract the brain and fry it until it is thoroughly cooked. Take it off and serve with a smattering of breadcrumbs and a honey mustard schmear.
/s[/quote]

I love the fact that there are posters on this board both crazy & gullible enough that you felt the need to put “/s” at the end of your post.[/quote]

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