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[quote=Anonymous]You are a stressed suburban mom and wife of teens in her mid 40s basically the Jen Demographic.  You somehow cobble together $2,000 to go on this trip with a girlfriend or two.  You all fly down to Galveston and board a Carnival cruise line, basically the lowest cost option for cruise lines.  You get into a cramped, damp cabin with an unpleasant odor.  The boat is stuffed to the gills with constantly drunk partyers.  The noise is unrelenting.  You get hungry and go to one of the buffets.  It's room temperature eggs and bacon and juice and bad coffee and mushy melon slices this side of going south.  As you eat your breakfast you find the other Hatmaker Fan Girls and you all wonder when she's going to make an appearance.  The pool is already stuffed with humanity.  The poolside patio chairs and cabanas already all taken.  The DJ starts to play club music and you feel a building tension headache already building behind your eyes.  You wonder at this moment if you should have stayed in Oklahoma City or maybe taken a trip down to one of the Alabama beaches for a few days with your family instead.[/quote]

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