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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Me: I think I have pneumonia. I'm going to go to the doctor. Mom: Don't go there! The nurse is crazy! Me: I'm going to go to a financial advisor. Mom: Don't do that, they'll just take your money! Me: I'm going to the eye doctor. Mom: Don't do that! Just buy glasses at the drug store! Me: I'm going to have lunch with a friend. Mom: I wouldn't bother with her. You need new friends. [/quote] ha! we have the same mom Mom: I bought something off your wishlist, but I don't think you're going to like it. Me: I got Dad a heated mattress pad since he's always cold. Mom: What?! do you want him to burn the house down! [/quote]
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