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I think you and I both know you are as desi as they come. It's easy to spot someone who isn't American. It's the lack of American colloquialism. It's referring to "Kool Aid" as "Cool Aid." I did get a good chuckle with that, by the way. I got you figured out. :)[/quote]
Yes, my dear. In your little provincial mind, the world consists of two kinds of people: Americans and desis.  The rest of the planet...nah, they MUST be American or desis.  I enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself..over and over again.

[quote=Anonymous]
I enjoyed this post so much. I just don't know where to begin. Lets see…Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..I think I'll start with your children.

If your children turn out to be good Muslims, then woe on you as that would be your worst nightmare. If your children turn out to be bad Muslim, then your husband will bemoan his marriage to you silently and quietly. So either way, you lose. [/quote]
Au contraire, my little under-educated darling, who still translates "la ikraha fid'din" as "no compulsion in Islam" - no, silly, it's "no compulsion in religion." Go study up on your Quranic Arabic.  I am in an exceptionally good, totally win-win position. If my children turn out to be good Muslims, you know perfectly well that there is no person more privileged in the Muslim culture than the mother of good Muslim sons.  That's why all of you ladies are so obsessed with producing boys.  If my sons turn out to be good Muslims, they will naturally worship me, as they are being raised to do, and I will enjoy lording over their families, as any good mother of Muslim sons.  And if they turn out to be bad Muslims, oh well, no skin off MY lily-white back.

And my husband? Anyone married to me will die a happy man.  Plus you know, silently and quietly is kinda the same thing.  If you fancied yourself a good writer, you may want to look into your bad adjective habit.   Same with the agreement in numbers: "if your children turn out to be bad Muslim" - what, all of them will turn into one person?

[quote=Anonymous]
What should I address next? Oh, right. The jealousy of Muslim women toward nonMuslim women who "steal" Muslim men and leave fewer men to us. Yes, some may be jealous. I am  not one of them. I wholeheartedly embrace the idea of Muslim men marrying nonMuslim women. This is a significant way that Islam can increase in number worldwide.  In fact, my mother-in-law is a convert so had it not been for her marrying a Muslim man, my father-in-law, I might never have met my own husband. Besides, Muslim women are marrying converting men in increasing numbers or returning to their homeland to find a husband. No need for them to panic. [/quote]
I know, in your little, provincial, dawwah-obsessed mind, marrying a Muslim=converting.  I expect nothing less from the honorary graduate of the Bin Baz academy. This planet is just one big halaqa for you.  You must be utterly unfamiliar with the world of content, educated kaffirahs married to Muslim men.  But of course you would be, wouldn't you. .

[quote=Anonymous]
I have to address this before I leave you. "Fathoming"??? Is that a Pakistani word? Not finding it in the American dictionary.[/quote]
We did address this, didn't we?  The world consists of two kinds of people: Americans and Pakistanis.  Everyone else?  Like that father in the Big Fat Greek Wedding said, the rest just wish they were American or Pakistani.  [/quote]

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