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[quote=Anonymous]This thread is really enlightening.

I think every SAHM who is going back to work after a long absence should deny the existence of these beings called children and instead make up an uplifting story such as:

1. I was building schools in Pakistan to bring peace to the world and I'm currently writing a book about it.

2. I was having serial affairs because of my love of my country.

3. I was having an interm perform a sex act on me in my office because I was very preoccupied by the nation's problems (incidentally, the intern has one heck of a resume!). Oh wait, no, that's no good, they were both "working"...

4. I was actively trading credit default swaps in my spare time--the transaction volume was larger than the market cap of Merrill Lynch.

5. I kept up my writing skills by writing torture memos.

6. I had a small side business underwriting no-money down adjustable rate mortgages

7. I was a freeland software designer on the F-22 fighter plane

8.  I freelanced as a script writer for Glenn Beck

9. I had a small company that organized beauty pageants for the 3-8 year old set.

10. I freelanced as a PR consultant for Blackwater.

Any other ideas?[/quote]

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